guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy, via error-503)

snarkysourwolf:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

I have never heard of a more accurate description on why you drink alcohol.

(via voicetoosmooth)

I bet you taste like the ripest fruit from the wettest rainforest.

"I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be."

(via massiv3)

(Source: minivampire, via jayrock5)

"Marry someone who you want to annoy for the rest of your life"

"I love the way her breathing changes as soon as I touch her body."

Letters From Her Bed (via head-high-before-heart)

(via fknyoungsta)

queer-punk:

i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you

(via jayrock5)

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